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June 25th, 2009: I got a few emails about The Lyttle Lytton Contest, which is a contest where you make up the first line of a novel.  If you're interested in funny first lines, I recommend it!  The problem with funny first lines is that, if you're expecting a joke, often they're not AS funny as they would be otherwise - BUT THAT SAID, I still think this runner up from 2007 is great: "The foot delivered an unending holocaust of pain as it rocketed into Zamboni’s crotch."
 
PRO TIP: the first time I typed that I wrote "unending holocaust of paint"
 
Okay so this movie has been floating around lately and GUESS WHAT I really like it too!  Please Say Something.  Enjoy! One year ago today: i am on a diet and i now look at going to the bathroom as the easiest way to lose weight. it's gross! i know! – Ryan