T-Rex: I think I might get into coffee. But!
T-Rex: BUT.

T-Rex: I don't want to make it my WHOLE PERSONALITY.

T-Rex: I want to be a LITTLE bit into coffee. I would like to say "hmm, yes, some coffee would really hit the spot right now" and people would say "okay."
T-Rex: They would not say "oh, of course T-REX wants some coffee, it's PROBABLY all he thinks about and DEFINITELY all he talks about. Wow, I sure wish he'd get another interest."

Utahraptor: You, my friend, have extremely achievable dreams!
T-Rex: Really?

Utahraptor: Yeah man! If you wanna get into coffee, it's easy! Test the waters with a starter purchase, see if you like it and if you do, buy some more. DONE. That's literally all it takes.
T-Rex: Okay, if you think it's possible to enjoy ONE coffee experience without getting sucked in, I'll try it...!

Narrator: THIS COMIC HAS BEEN ABOUT WARHAMMER 40K THE ENTIRE TIME, I JUST REPLACED "WARHAMMER 40K" WITH "COFFEE":
T-Rex: Don't worry! I've set a firm ceiling of $5000 to spend on coffee, coffee accessories, and coffee merchandise.
Off panel: For now.
T-Rex: FOR NOW LOL.