T-Rex: Once upon a time a boy cried "wolf" a lot, even when there weren't wolves around! His friends were all, "Frig man, if you play with fire you're gonna get burned!"
T-Rex: (THIS IS A REFERENCE TO ANOTHER, UNRELATED FABLE.)
T-Rex: Anyway this kid had sheep and watched them all day, so he cried "wolf!" to keep himself entertained. But one day a wolf DID come and it ate all his sheep! He cried "wolf!" but nobody came to help since, HISTORICAL MORAL TIME, "men bileve not lyghtly hym whiche is knowen for a lyer".
Dromiceiomimus: Women either!
T-Rex: Right! "Nyther men nor rockyn babes".
Utahraptor: This one wolf ate all his sheep? ALL of them. Every single one. Every sheepen got eaten.
T-Rex: All gone!
Utahraptor: What, did this boy have tiny bite-sized sheep? Was he running a sheep farm for ants?!
T-Rex: Yeah, he was. It's where the ant from the last fable got his food.
Utahraptor: Oh. Okay.
Utahraptor: Well nevermind then
T-Rex: The next day the wolf put on sheep's clothing and used it to eat everyone else's sheep too! This vindicated the boy, but it was too late: he'd already died of plague.
T-Rex: Olden times, man!
T-Rex: NEVER LIVE THERE.
