T-Rex: Here are some of the worst things I've ever done by accident! ACCIDENT ONE: slapped someone right in the face!

T-Rex: Kapow!

Dromiceiomimus: How was that an accident?
T-Rex: I didn't see them there, that's all!
Dromiceiomimus: And - what? You were just slapping the space around you to pass the time?
T-Rex: WHO CAN SAY? All we really know for sure is that it was DEFINITELY an accident.

Utahraptor: Man, that was ME you slapped in the face, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Hah! Accidentally!

Utahraptor: It was only an "accident" after the fact. Before the fact, you were like, "Hey, Utahraptor, I'm going to slap you in the face. I have been planning this slap for weeks and only now does my plan reach fruition!"
T-Rex: Man, such slander! Your parents should've named YOU "Sweeps Week".

T-Rex: By that, I mean to say that you are doing something controversial and exciting in order to get higher ratings! I'm likening you to a TV show.
T-Rex: We cool?