Devil: T-REX CAN YOU RATE YOUR FAMILIARITY WITH CLASSIC PEN-AND-PAPER RPGS
Devil: ALSO KNOWN AS RPGS

T-Rex: I don't know what they are, man! Let's talk about something else - like chicks!

Devil: CHICKS ARE NOT AS MULTIFACETED AS A TRUE PEN-AND-PAPER ROLE PLAYING GAME T-REX
Devil: IN WHICH ONE PERSON IS THE GAME MASTER AND TELLS EVERYONE ELSE WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM
Devil: FOR EXAMPLE
Devil: YOU HAVE KILLED AN ORC
Devil: TO WHICH THE PLAYERS REPLY
Devil: INDEED

T-Rex: RPGs sound like nerd games that nerds play! With - with nerds!
Utahraptor: That's pretty closed-minded, T-Rex!

Utahraptor: You shouldn't be so biased against them. They're really just collaborative storytelling with especially terrible PR and easily stereotyped players. But they're probably fun! I imagine!
T-Rex: Have you ever played one?
Utahraptor: Nope!

Devil: I INVITE YOU ALL TO PLAY RPGS WITH ME TONIGHT T-REX
T-Rex: I'm not going to Hell just to play RPGs!
Devil: I PROMISE ONLY FLAVOURED CHIPS AND HIGH ADVENTURE