Image description: In the comic T-Rex is portrayed with a 3D computer graphics model, while Utahraptor seems to be a plastic toy

Code: #/usr/local/bin/qwantz
Code: my ($bologna);
Code: for ($i=0; $i<2; $i++) {
Code: print "$bologna{'name'}[$i]\n";
Code: }

Command: # t-rex.pl

Utahraptor: WHAT'S UP T-REX?
T-Rex: I'VE DECIDED TO START SPEAKING IN PERL MORE OFTEN! IT'S MY FAVORITE COMPUTER PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE!
Utahraptor: WHAT MAKES PERL SO SPECIAL?

T-Rex: WELL FOR ONE THING, IT'S AN EXTREMELY PORTABLE LANGUAGE. THAT MEANS IT WORKS IN ALL SORTS OF ENVIRONMENTS WITHOUT MANY DIFFERENCES!
Utahraptor: YOU MEAN I CAN GO TO UGANDA AND THEY'LL UNDERSTAND ME?

T-Rex: DO THEY NEED POWERFUL WORD-PARSING IN UGANDA? TRY PERL'S "REGULAR EXPRESSIONS"!
T-Rex: FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU SAID "SHOWERS" AND I SAID "s/sh/fl/", YOU'D GET "FLOWERS"!

Off panel: THAT'S CORNY, T-REX.
T-Rex: s/that's c/i'm h/
Off panel: SEEYA
T-Rex: s/see/boo/