Image description: In the comic T-Rex is replaced by Ryan North, Dromiceiomimus by a blonde girl Drominica, and Utahraptor by a person in an Orange Shirt. The house, the car and the girl are replaced by lego models.

Narrator: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MR. RYAN NORTH
Ryan: *yawn*

Ryan: It's the start of another awesome day!

Ryan: Morning Drominica! What are the haps?
Drominica: Mind those lego models.
Ryan: Thanks for the tip!

Ryan: Whoah, there's another!
Orange Shirt: Hey Ryan!

Orange Shirt: Still making that lousy comic?
Ryan: Excuse me?!?
Orange Shirt: Come on, it's so unrealistic...things never happen in the exact same way every day.

Ryan: Well, it's just a comic!
Ryan: Whoever said comics have to mirror real life?
Devil: I HEAR THAT.