Image description: The images are similar to the standard ones, but smoother and simpler
T-Rex: AH, ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY.
T-Rex: ...OR IS IT!?
Dromiceiomimus: ...WHAT? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION WAS THAT? T-Rex: I'M ATTEMPTING TO BUILD DRAMATIC TENSION!
Utahraptor: I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU CAN TURN THE RELATIVE BEAUTY OF WEATHER INTO A DRAMATIC EVENT, T-REX.
T-Rex: OH, BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG! EVEN AS WE SPEAK, LISTENERS ARE INCHING CLOSER TO OUR CONVERSATION, SWEAT BEGINNING TO FORM AT THEIR BROWS. "WHAT IS IT," THEY WONDER, "GOOD... OR BAD?" EACH MOMENT WE DELAY... THEIR ANTICIPATION GROWS... EVER... STRONGER....
Narrator: AND NOW, THE EXCITING CONCLUSION! T-Rex: ACTUALLY, IT'S A BIT BRISK FOR MY TASTES!
What are the haps my friends
members of the attractive sex may be unable to resist you
This comic is from February 28th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
