T-Rex: The manliest thing in the world? Easy!
T-Rex: Wastin' food!
T-Rex: Oh man, imagine a guy who orders a big steak dinner with all the fixings, and then when it's delivered, he just flips it onto the floor!
T-Rex: That would be one tough dude! I would rate him, "Super Manly".
Utahraptor: Okay, you've lost me: how is wasting food manly?
T-Rex: It just is!
T-Rex: It captures the ESSENCE of masculinity: doing stuff that we think is cool, even though there's many a good reason not to do it!
Utahraptor: Like flipping plates of food onto the ground?
T-Rex: Like friggin' draining a lake, filling it with Sloppy Joes, and then spraying the whole thing with pesticides!
T-Rex: And piloting the crop duster PERSONALLY. I tell you, wasting food: the manliest thing in the world!
T-Rex: That and punchin' stuff!
