T-Rex: Time to go on a wacky adventure, which would be quite amazing to an imaginary third party with the ability to see my actions rendered as a continuous narrative!
Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: Whew!! T-Rex: Kick ass!
T-Rex: Well, that was pretty much the best adventure ever! Do you recall when we got trapped in that mine that was filling up with water very quickly? Dromiceiomimus: I do! And our escape...! T-Rex: Yes, it was quite amazing!
Narrator: LATER: Utahraptor: Congratulations on publishing a book of your story, T-Rex! T-Rex: Thanks!
Narrator: LATER: Utahraptor: Congratulations on your book becoming the entire world's Global Narrative and Shared History, T-Rex! T-Rex: It was unexpected but gratifying!
Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: So! T-Rex: What's left?
What are the haps my friends
let me cover the top half of your body
This comic is from October 5th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?