T-Rex: I'm cool! I'm fun! I have some disposable income! Why am I waiting for someone ELSE to notice this to make me happy??
T-Rex: Time to take MYSELF out on a date!!
Narrator: THE NEXT DAY:
T-Rex: Oh my gosh Dromiceiomimus, it was GREAT. I went out to dinner and ate expensive foods I'd never order just for me, then saw a movie!
Dromiceiomimus: That's great! I love taking myself out on dates!
T-Rex: Wait, what?
Utahraptor: Yeah, I do it too!
T-Rex: SERIOUSLY??
T-Rex: Here I am thinking "oh no if I go to a restaurant by myself everyone will both notice and care" and it turns out YOU'VE both ALREADY realized that's ridiculous to worry about, and nobody told me! I had to do all this self-actualization on my own! What else have you guys figured out and not told me??
Off panel: Well... eventually our world will be consumed by the sun, so while nothing we do ever lasts, we can at least be kind to each other.
T-Rex: Frig. FRIG!!
T-Rex: NOW you tell me
