T-Rex: Oh-kay! Time to do a scan on the ol' hard drive of my brain and see what's going on!
Narrator: AND SO:
T-Rex: OH NO
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, did you know I have 26% of my total storage dedicated towards SONGS?
Dromiceiomimus: Oh neat! So there's an emotional connection to them so when you hear them they remind you of the people you love and of who you once were??
T-Rex: Nope!
T-Rex: IT'S LITERALLY JUST THE SONGS.
Utahraptor: Hey, says here I have 15% use for "names and personal connections"!
T-Rex: Wow! MUST BE NICE.
T-Rex: MY "names and personal connections" is just 0.2%, and it's heavily fragmented and corrupted. There's people I've known for years whose names I'm STILL not 100% on!
Utahraptor: Wow.
T-Rex: RIGHT? It's a real problem, I wanna say... Wyomingraptor??
Off panel: ...You're joking, right?
T-Rex: Hah hah! Yep! Every time I do something stupid, it's a funny joke!
T-Rex: Hah hah!
T-Rex: Anyway it'd be HILARIOUS if you told me the non-stupid thing to say in these situations, kay bye