T-Rex: I have invented a substantially larger version of a regular phone! I shall call it...
T-Rex: ...the MEGAPHONE™!
Dromiceiomimus: That name's taken, T-Rex, for a device which does not allow you to place or receive calls, nor text anyone, play a game OR take a photo. Instead, it's something that makes your voice slightly louder!
T-Rex: Dang it, English!
T-Rex: Well, no matter. I can recover from this.
Utahraptor: You've got a different name?
T-Rex: Better, a different invention! I'll just invent a much SMALLER version of a regular phone. I shall call it... the MICROPHONE™!
Utahraptor: That's taken too, for a device that just senses sound.
T-Rex: ENGLISH!!
T-Rex: OH MY GOD
T-Rex: Fine, you know what? Remote desktops are in now, so I'll invent a phone that you can still control even from miles away! I shall call it... the TELE-PHONE™!
Off panel: T-Rex...
T-Rex: Before you say anything, know that I absolutely WILL burn this language to the ground
