T-Rex: Friend, you'll be GLAD you set the clocks back so you'd wake up in time for this: my daylight savings...
T-Rex: ...RHYME??
T-Rex: Some people hate it but some think it's rad / Daylight Savings Time isn't just a fad! / We change our sleep schedules and some people die / And you might start to wonder "whoah, what the hell, why?"
T-Rex: Here's the truth about daylight savings / We've all got ourselves some sunlight cravings!
T-Rex: But because of Earth's orbit our decision is stark / We have to either get out of bed or go home when it's dark! / So that's the story behind DST! / If you don't like it, don't rap at ME!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Dear audio diary!
T-Rex: That irritated all my friends and took half a day to write... and I don't regret ANY of it??
