T-Rex: We all like food! This is a true fact because those of us who don't like food have all died from not gobbling food.

T-Rex: But what IS food??

Dromiceiomimus: I mean, at its truly metal core, food is just life, right? Whether you're vegan or vegetarian or ALL MEAT CARNIVOROUS FLESH-CRAVING MACHINE, we survive because we're life eating life. That's really all we are and all our civilizations are, T-Rex: life eating life.

Utahraptor: Dromiceiomimus is both so correct and so metal!
T-Rex: She IS great.

Utahraptor: But all life we know of is carbon-based! So at the end of the day, for as much as chefs like to gussy it up, it's just carbon. The fanciest meal in the world is just flavoured carbon. Dead flavoured carbon.
Utahraptor: Yummers.

T-Rex: Indeed! And that's how come instead of saying "my favourite food is x" I now say "my favourite flavoured carbon is x"!
Off panel: And that's how come I no longer ask you that question.
T-Rex: AND THAT'S HOW COME YOU HAVE OFFENDED T-REX, THE LIVING CARBON