T-Rex: Love to go to the dentist! Love to pay a stranger to stick their fingers in my mouth!!

T-Rex: ESPECIALLY when those fingers are holding sharp metal tools!!

T-Rex: LOVE to make small talk with a stranger while flat on my back and staring into a blinding white light.
Dromiceiomimus: LOVE to be low-key negged and high-key shamed by that same stranger WHO I'M PAYING ACTUAL MONEY TO for not flossing!
T-Rex: LOVE TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT AS SOON AS IT'S OVER SO I CAN DO IT ALL AGAIN IN SEVERAL MONTHS!!

Utahraptor: Love to have proper oral health, which is part of overall health?
T-Rex: UGH.

T-Rex: LOVE to be trapped in a bod that can do its OWN maintenance on ALL parts EXCEPT teeth. Love to have just a really excellent body that has teeth that'll last forever, unless they're kept in a wet environment with food particles in it, WHICH IS ALL TEETH UNLESS YOU'RE DEAD.

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Ha ha weird I've definitely been flossing, Doc, I dunno, it's so weird that it looks like I haven't!
T-Rex: Ha ha
T-Rex: It's so weird??