T-Rex: Everyone! I have some important news! Gather round, for I have a complaint about

T-Rex: KIDS TODAY

T-Rex: and it is as follows: they care too much about follower counts and being internet famous! They should be like when I was a kid and not worry about this stuff because it's not invented yet! They should not be monetizing their childhood, trying to go viral and tying their self-worth to whatever #engagement they get on their #content before they even graduate middle school!!

Utahraptor: And yet!
T-Rex: ...and yet?

Utahraptor: And yet, internet fame means that IF you need to launch a crowdfunding campaign - perhaps for unexpected medical bills - you have a much greater chance of success. Not to mention corporations bend over backwards if you complain while famous. In many ways, internet fame is a real investment in their future!

T-Rex: ...Utahraptor, sometimes I would like to complain about things without being proven wrong!
Off panel: Ah. "Adults today", am I right?
T-Rex: No, you are NOT right, for reasons which...
T-Rex: ...for reasons which I am sure I will discover and dictate to you very soon