T-Rex: One day time travel got invented! But, and here's the catch, you could only go back in time at most ONE SECOND.
T-Rex: Pretty useless for most scenarios!
T-Rex: What could one second gain you? NOT MUCH, except in a contrived scenario in which you made a mistake, realized that mistake, AND were already sitting inside the time machine, all in the space of one single second. So it was a pretty useless invention!
Dromiceiomimus: However, all time travel is by necessity also SPACE travel as well, right?
T-Rex: Oh, right!
Utahraptor: Because AS WE ALL KNOW, if it wasn't, then going back in time would strand you in the depths of space.
T-Rex: True!
Utahraptor: So if you travelled back in time 0.000001 seconds, but could adjust WHERE you arrive, then what you've really got is an INSTANTANEOUS TELEPORTER.
T-Rex: Whoah! Utahraptor, can you just - write my story for me??
Utahraptor: I thought as a writer you love writing stories!
T-Rex: Ah! Common misconception. We love getting the CREDIT for writing stories, but the actual writing is a trial without end. ;) And to answer your question, no, I don't know how I made my mouth say ";)".
T-Rex: ...It keeps happening
