T-Rex: I haven't sworn at ALL in the new year! Maybe THAT'LL be my new secret resolution: swear less!
T-Rex: Heck, I haven't had a bath in the new year either!
Dromiceiomimus: Wait, now that I think of it, in the new year I haven't said "Behold, my sacred brethren, for these are my nudes" yet either! T-Rex: Oh dang, there's SO many sentences I haven't said yet! "Here comes the kiss parade", "eschew the Oxford comma and your life is forfeit", "make way for my munchies" - all the classics!!
Utahraptor: You might even say that the world is full of opportunities! T-Rex: You might!
T-Rex: In FACT, you might say that the future isn't written so we can make whatever we want of it, whether it's something as ambitious as "having a bath" or as even, SOMEHOW, more ambitious. Tomorrow is ours, Utahraptor! What are we gonna do with it??
Off panel: I mean, it sounds like Dromiceiomimus intends to infiltrate a religious order and use it to distribute her nudes. T-Rex: *sigh* T-Rex: Yeah, I really thought this would be the year I'd get on her level but no WAY can I compete with that
What are the haps my friends
what could possibly go wrong
January 5th, 2018:WELCOME TO 2018, LET'S DO THIS RIGHT