T-Rex: A few days into the new year, and have I accomplished any of my New Year's Resolutions? The answer...

T-Rex: HECK YES, BABIES!!

T-Rex: In fact, I've accomplished ALL of them.
Dromiceiomimus: Because you didn't have any?
T-Rex: No, I actually had some!
Dromiceiomimus: Was your resolution "not to make any resolutions" or any of its variants?
T-Rex: Nope!
Dromiceiomimus: Then congratulations!!

Utahraptor: So what was your resolution?
T-Rex: Utahraptor, it was to be kinder!

T-Rex: And so far it's been working out great. I've said "thank you KINDLY" instead of just "thank you", "would you kindly" instead of "would you", and "i'mma kindly mess up this steak" instead of "i'mma mess up this steak". The response: UNIVERSALLY POSITIVE.
Utahraptor: And that steak?
T-Rex: I MESSED IT UP, Utahraptor!!

Narrator: T-REX ALLOWS HIS FRIENDS TO THINK THAT MEANS HE ATE IT ENTHUSIASTICALLY, BUT ACTUALLY HE MADE AN ERROR WHILE COOKING HIS DINNER:
T-Rex: I let myself down with this meal, but I love myself and know I'll do better tomorrow!
T-Rex: HAPPY NEW YEAR, WE'RE WHOLESOME NOW