Narrator: T-REX HAS TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME 10 MINUTES!
T-Rex: Yes! It's now the heady age of TEN MINUTES AGO, and I come to you with...
T-Rex: ...uh... not much?
T-Rex: Honestly, going back in time ten minutes or less is pretty useless.
Dromiceiomimus: ARE YOU KIDDING? When you travel back in TIME, you also move in space too, right?
T-Rex: Yes, absolutely! Otherwise going back 10 minutes would leave me stranded in deep space, far away from where Earth was then!
T-Rex: This ISN'T my first rodeo.
Utahraptor: What happens if instead of going back ten minutes, you go back just 0.00001 seconds?
T-Rex: Uh -
Utahraptor: And, WHAT HAPPENS if instead of moving to the SAME relative spot, you move somewhere else? I'll tell you what happens: YOU JUST FUNCTIONALLY INVENTED TELEPORTERS.
T-Rex: OH MY GOSH, THAT'S SO AMAZING!!
Narrator: T-REX RETURNS TO THE PRESENT:
T-Rex: - IS WHAT I'D BE SAYING IF I COULD TRAVEL BACK IN TIME SOME MORE, BUT THIS WEIRD LAMP I FOUND IS OUT OF WISHES AND I NOW REALIZE I KINDA BLEW THEM ON LOWKEY TIME TRAVEL TO CHAT WITH MY PALS