Narrator: T-REX HAS TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME 10 YEARS!
T-Rex: Yes! It's now the heady age of TEN YEARS AGO, and I come to you with...
T-Rex: ...SECRETS from the WORLD of TOMORROW!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! In the future, computers will be faster than the ones available today!
Dromiceiomimus: Oh, cool. That's about what I expected. Have transistor counts doubled every two years or so, as they have been since the early 1970s?
T-Rex: DROMICEIOMIMUS!
T-Rex: YES!!
T-Rex: Utahraptor! In the future, cell phones will be better than the ones available now!
Utahraptor: Oh, good.
Utahraptor: And also what I expected. Tell me, have there been improvements made in internet speeds too?
T-Rex: Yes, there absolutely have been! In the future much faster internet is available!
T-Rex: And now I must return to my time!!
T-Rex: Oh dang it
T-Rex: I got so excited to brag about computers that I forgot to warn them about all the bad stuff
