T-Rex: Ah, things sure are great here, in the REGULAR UNIVERSE where people can die, but only once!

T-Rex: Where you can't die any other amount of times, such as zero or more than one!

Dromiceiomimus: I mean, to be fair, Shakespeare said cowards die many times before their actual death.
T-Rex: Metaphors.
Dromiceiomimus: And the French call orgasms "la petite mort", meaning "the little death".
T-Rex: Also metaphors. Plus, God, could anything be more French?

Utahraptor: The answer: no.
T-Rex: THANK you.

T-Rex: Anyway, all I want to say is I sure do enjoy only dying once, but not for a little while, or hopefully a long while, but not TOO long since after a certain age your body stops getting better and just gets a little bit worse every single day.
Utahraptor: Hah! It certainly does!!
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