T-Rex: Okay, it turns out people DO care more about their "immortal souls" than they care about a houseplant that got chucked in the garbage.
T-Rex: Should've seen that coming.
Narrator: WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE
Narrator: dinosaurs investigate
Narrator: again
T-Rex: Many religions have suggested different answers to this afterlife question, ranging from "if you're bad you go someplace bad" to "if you're good you go someplace good" to "if you're good you go someplace good, but it's different from the good place that that other religion told you about, which is an incorrect good place". Given all the alternatives, how can you know which religion is the right one?
Utahraptor: Could they ALL be correct?
T-Rex: Who knows! Maybe??
T-Rex: Maybe they're ALL wrong! MAYBE only one is correct, but if your beliefs are at least 52.25459% overlapping, then you're fine! MAYBE for each correct belief you have, your afterlife gets 0.06% better! MAYBE only dogs get an afterlife, and the rest of us get sweet oblivion!!
T-Rex: ...but then the dogs want us to hang out with them, so that's how we get in, and that means if a dog likes you then you get to spend eternity hanging out with dogs!!
T-Rex: ...oh my gosh I just invented a new religion
T-Rex: ...oh my gosh I have NO REGRETS
