T-Rex: People say inventing original semiconductor fabrication techniques is hard, but what they're forgetting is that they're actually really easy and everyone should stop crying and being big babies about everything. Just remember the secret:
T-Rex: Semiconductor fab technique A + semiconductor fab technique B!
T-Rex: You want a new chip technique? Here: piranha etching meets physical vapour deposition. DONE. Oh, you want another? Friggin' molecular beam epitaxy meets thermosonic bonding. BAM.
T-Rex: Your mind is already reeling at the possibilities, and you are welcome.
Utahraptor: You're saying COMBINE piranha etching and physical vapour depo at the SAME TIME?
T-Rex: Sure! Why not?
Utahraptor: Well, maybe because piranha etching is an acid wash that removes organic matter, while vapour deposition is done in a vacuum, so they're fundamentally incompatible?? You'd end up depositing on the wash!
T-Rex: Wow! I guess the lesson here is... there's WAY more rules in engineering than in writing??
Narrator: LATER, THE UNIVERSE CONSPIRES TO TEACH T-REX THERE'S WAY MORE RULES IN ENGINEERING THAN IN WRITING:
T-Rex: What the-?! I already learned this life lesson earlier, Universe!
T-Rex: The REAL lesson I need to be taught is that not all who wander are lost!!
