T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who we all already deduced was the world's greatest detective, frowned. He was faced with a new crime! And it was a crime unlike any he'd seen before. This crime...

T-Rex: ...was a COMPUTER CRIME.

T-Rex: Yes, computers had been invented ahead of schedule and now Sherlock had to figure them out. Apparently SOMEONE had added an IP tunnel to the police's VPN and had installed a deadman's switch to hold their data ransom! Sherlock frowned again. There were a lot of words in that last sentence that he didn't even know. He needed to learn about hacking and computers, STAT.

T-Rex: What was an integer, and what did it matter if it overflowed?
Utahraptor: Also, was that bad? It sounds bad.

T-Rex: People made a lot of noise about computers being logical machines and Sherlock's mind being logical too, so this should be easy, but it wasn't. Sherlock didn't have the knowledge to even BEGIN approaching a solution to this problem. It required years of study just to get a solid theoretical grounding!

T-Rex: By that time, of course, the police had long since paid off their anonymous criminal and recovered their data.
T-Rex: To this day Sherlock enjoys making little computer programs for fun.
T-Rex: THE END.