T-Rex: Okay, I should've been an interior decorator, because I've got the best ideas. I've got THE BEST FRIGGIN IDEAS.

T-Rex: And to prove it, here's one of my best friggin' ideas!!

T-Rex: What you do is you have a bunch of framed newspaper front pages of major world events: walking on the moon, archduke assassination, etc. All the greatest hits of the past 200 years.
Dromiceiomimus: Old papers look classy and cultured, so you'll look classy and cultured too!
T-Rex: Exactly! But when someone asks about them, you say they're "TEMPORAL CANARIES".

Utahraptor: You'll be the first to notice if someone changes the past, because the papers will change!
T-Rex: YES.

T-Rex: And here's the kicker: among all these framed pages of war and peace, you have one story that's just completely irrelevant, some small town non-story. And when someone asks about THAT, you look at it, your smile fades, you say "OH GOD, IT'S CHANGED, THERE'S NO TIME" and you run outside.

T-Rex: You abandon your past life and are never seen again. You become a LEGEND.
T-Rex: T-Rex's Interior Decoration: Because Good Design Can Set You Free™
T-Rex: Forever, Endlessly Free™
T-Rex: There's No Going Back And No God Can Judge You™