Narrator: A HALLOWE'EN TALE OF TERROR
T-Rex: Bill, who had previously become a werewolf and then a mummy, had just undergone his latest transformation! He had become... A FRANKENSTEIN!!

T-Rex: Yes, his body parts were sewn together with the body parts of others, and then reanimated!

T-Rex: Now of course, as he had already been a mummy, there weren't many body parts left of Bill that were appropriate for Frankensteining. They got his brain and part of one hand. It wasn't even the good part of his hand; it was the dud part. Just the worst part of his hand sewn onto another more attractive hand.
T-Rex: In some deep part of his mind, Bill was dimly embarrassed.

Utahraptor: And then Bill turned against his creator??
T-Rex: I mean - kinda?

T-Rex: It's hard to say "Bill" did anything when his brain had already been so damaged by mummification. What came back had elements of Bill, maybe, a blasphemous echo of his mannerisms here or there, but Bill was lost. The TRUE horror is our minds are physical, and therefore all that we are can be destroyed by ACCIDENT.

T-Rex: We are a few pounds of thinking meat in a skull, and all meat decays.
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: HAPPY HALLOWE'EN!!!