Narrator: A HALLOWE'EN TALE OF TERROR
T-Rex: One day Bill got bit! But it wasn't any old bite. Hold on to your sanity, because Bill had gotten bit... by a WEREWOLF.

T-Rex: That meant, of course, that Bill was now a werewolf!!

T-Rex: Now every full moon, Bill gained all the powers of the wolf. That meant, of course, that Bill became a gregarious but monogamous social creature that mated for life, used the scent of his urine to establish a large territory to ensure he'd have ample prey, and fed on small mammals, eggs, carrion, and garbage.

Utahraptor: But then, as a werewolf, he viciously attacked his former friends??
T-Rex: Hah! PLEASE.

T-Rex: If he DID attack, like most wolves, it would be defensive: a quick nip followed by running away. If enough people fed Bill he might lose his fear of us, which WOULD provide a small chance that he might see a baby as food... but given most folk's natural fear of werewolves, that's unlikely.

T-Rex: Bill lived a long and happy life, but as wolves live only 6-8 years in the wild, there came a full moon when he turned into a man-wolf who had sadly passed of natural causes, and that was the end of Bill.
Narrator: SORRY, WHEN I SAID "TERROR" IN THE FIRST PANEL I MEANT "EDUCATION"