T-Rex: One day our skeletons declared war on meat-based life forms! This was bad news for everyone who was not a jellyfish...

T-Rex: ...and therefore now had a mutinous skeleton inside them???

T-Rex: Would nations deploy their armies against their graveyards? Would the living be conscripted to fight the dead, knowing that when they fell, their own skeleton would betray them and fight on the other side? Or would everyone's skeletons push out of their bodies in an apocalyptically graphic display of body horror and violence the likes of which the world has never seen??

Utahraptor: I'm gonna go with... none of the above.
T-Rex: WHAT??

Utahraptor: Skeletons are held together by muscle and sinew. My skeleton could be the evillest mastermind that ever existed, but it's still a puppet to my lawful-good muscles, and as such cannot stay assembled on its own, let alone take revenge against all meatkind!
T-Rex: Daaamn!!

Narrator: LATER, T-REX POURS ONE OUT FOR ALL THE EVIL SKELETONS TRAPPED INSIDE GOOD BODIES WHO CANNOT EXPRESS THEIR DARK RAGE:
T-Rex: Hollaa