Narrator: SICK DISSES ON THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD
Narrator: memorize this comic! then you will be able to score sick disses on the greatest achievements of the ancients whenever you want

God: LIGHTHOUSE OF ALEXANDRIA
T-Rex: I'm sorry, did you mean the TRITEhouse of AlexBLANDria?

Dromiceiomimus: Now how about the... Colossus of Rhodes!
T-Rex: Hah! More like the Colossus of E-rhodes!!
Dromiceiomimus: This makes sense, since its remains are lost, and likely destroyed due to exposure to the elements.
T-Rex: ZING

Utahraptor: Do Zeus's statue!
T-Rex: SNOOZE'S statue, more like!
Utahraptor: A half-rhyme at best, but I'll allow it!

Utahraptor: Great pyramid of Giza!
T-Rex: It's LITERALLY ROCKS in a pile. Come on, ancients.
Utahraptor: Hanging Gardens of Babylon!
T-Rex: Hanging Gardens of BabyYAWN, more like. It's JUST PLANTS.

Narrator: MAUSOLEUM AT HALICARNASSUS
T-Rex: Mausolus's tomb was so tight that we use "mausoleum" to refer to ALL fancy tombs. My sick disses exhausted, I hope my name one day gains synonymity too, ideally with "a pile of fried chicken SO LARGE it'd be fatal to consume but which some men will nevertheless attempt helplessly."