T-Rex: Having a child or two? Why not, right? And while you've probably already bought, like, tiny clothes and stuff, you've probably ALSO forgotten the most common thing all new parents forget: this kid is gonna need a name!
Narrator: HOW TO NAME THE CHILD THAT CAME OUT OF YOU (OR A LOVED ONE)
T-Rex: A common approach is to name the child after what you hope it will do in life. This accounts for names like "Jack", "Sue", "Carol", and "Wade".
Dromiceiomimus: Others believe you should name the child after whatever colour blood is, hence names like "Ruby", "Rusty", and "Scarlet".
Utahraptor: Let me guess: you disagree?
T-Rex: In fact, I do!
T-Rex: There's SO MANY children named after blood already. It's weird. I recommend naming the kid after the most bad-ass animal you can think of: "Wolf", "Raven", "T-Rex", and "Phoenix" are all solid options.
Utahraptor: Also "Kitty" and "Newt".
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: If all else fails, many simply name their child after whatever they were conceived on top of. People named "Clay", "Ivy", and "Cash": BEHOLD YOUR ORIGINS. The end.
T-Rex: Oh! And also people named "Mattress". Duh.
