T-Rex: Will the future TRULY be like the present, only with more blue LEDs?? Will we harness nuclear fusion, or will its power destroy us? Let's find out together, as we voyage to...
T-Rex: THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!
Narrator: 50 YEARS IN THE FUTURE:
Dromiceiomimus: Not much has changed, T-Rex! Because as you know, we are dinosaurs, and dinosaurs DO NOT USE TECHNOLOGY!!
T-Rex: *gasp*
Narrator: 1000 YEARS IN THE FUTURE:
Utahraptor: A millennium passing is, to us, as unremarkable as the passing of a single day!
T-Rex: *gasp*
Narrator: 1 MILLION YEARS IN THE FUTURE:
Utahraptor: Without invention, technology, or even an oral history to inform us of our past, even a million years can leave no mark on our eternal present, forever unchanging and forever unchanged!!
T-Rex: Well dang, THIS was a complete waste of time!
Narrator: BACK IN THE PRESENT:
T-Rex: So as you can see, our descendants will spend the next million years hanging out, and nothing will ever get noticeably worse.
T-Rex: NOT BAD, NOT BAD.
