T-Rex: It sure is a pain that we can buy clothes to obscure the raw, naked facts of every body part EXCEPT the top of our heads.
T-Rex: Unless...!

Narrator: A SCENE FROM THE UNIVERSE WHERE HATS DIDN'T GET INVENTED UNTIL JUST NOW

T-Rex: I call them "H.A.T.s", Dromiceiomimus, short for "Head Armour Technology"! They not only protect you from the ACTUAL RADIATION spewing out of the sun, but some can be "hardened" to protect from even a falling hammer! I call them, "Hard H.A.T.s".
Dromiceiomimus: Why aren't you wearing a "H.A.T."?
T-Rex: The wind blew it away. Listen: I'm working on it.

Utahraptor: Are H.A.T.s mandatory? I like showing off my headmeats.
T-Rex: Not at all!

T-Rex: While H.A.T.s CAN be used to communicate status, occupation, rank, the weather, or the fact that you're a fancy person watching a fancy horse race, they're fully optional. Just like... all other clothes??
Utahraptor: WOOOO!!
Utahraptor and T-Rex: PARTY NAKED FOREVER!!

Narrator: YOU ARE NOW UNCOMFORTABLY AWARE YOU'RE READING A COMIC ABOUT NAKED DINOSAURS
Narrator: WOW
Narrator: HOPE YOU'RE NOT AT WORK, PERVO