Narrator: DINOSAUR COMICS STRESSFUL PROBLEM GENERATOR
T-Rex: Need a stressful problem? NOT A PROBLEM. Check it!
T-Rex: Your problem is a(n)...

T-Rex: flooded / dying / explosive / poisonous / vengeful / understated / parasitic

T-Rex: basement / god / bicycle / friend / bus / secret / relationship / sex move / skeleton
Dromiceiomimus: My problem is an understated sex move?
Dromiceiomimus: ...
Dromiceiomimus: ...Yeah, makes sense.

Utahraptor: Apparently, MY problem is a poisonous basement!
T-Rex: Oh no!

T-Rex: Well now you need to: walk it off / deal with it / ignore it forever / move to a new town where nobody knows you.
Utahraptor: I'll take the latter. Goodbye forever, T-Rex!
T-Rex: We had a good run!

Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: I'm back! The problem was fake and my basement is just a regular basement!
T-Rex and off panel: Yaaaaay, imagination