T-Rex: If we didn't want the youth of today stealing our cars and driving them around, then why did we give that crime the alluring and cool name of "joyriding"??
T-Rex: IT. SOUNDS. AWESOME.
T-Rex: Petty larceny has "petty" in the name: CLEARLY that's a crime for losers! But JOYRIDING sounds like a friggin' good time. It needs a more frightening name to scare off teens trying to consider what crime to do today. Might I suggest: "CAR CRIME 3000"?? Dromiceiomimus: That only makes it sound more alluring! T-Rex: Car Crime... uh, 4000??
T-Rex: You know, if you're taking apart the cars and selling them. OR, if they only steal vans and then write their names on them: VANdalism?? Utahraptor: Hmm. These crimes STILL sound pretty cool though. Is this a problem other crimes have?? T-Rex: I WILL FIND OUT!
Narrator: SOON: T-Rex: I have found out! Therefore, behold the Top Five Crimes Based on How Awesome Their Name Alone Sounds! T-Rex: 1) Pyramid schemes T-Rex: 2) Joyriding 3) Public mischief 4) Hooliganism T-Rex: 5) Criminal vampirism
What are the haps my friends
probably the perfect gift for anyone, PROBABLY
March 4th, 2015:Thanks for reading these notes beneath my comics, everyone!!