Devil: GREETINGS T-REX I LOVE CLASSIC GAMING AND I WOULD LIKE TO INQUIRE AS TO YOUR OPINION OF CLASSIC GAMING
T-Rex: Everyone loves classic video games!
Devil: EXCELLENT

T-Rex: Well, more accurately: I guess MOST people love classic video games?

T-Rex: ...Okay, a BUNCH of people like classic video games.
T-Rex: FINE: there exists a set of people who are like, "modern video games are good, but you know what'd make them even better? If they were 30 years old with worse graphics."

Utahraptor: "I would enjoy this game much more if there was only one, or perhaps two, button(s) to press."

T-Rex: "Modern games are too easy to understand; I wish graphics still were little more than a cubist representation of the abstract concept of 'violence'."
Utahraptor: "I first encountered this aesthetic as a child and it is, therefore, objectively cool and good"

Devil: T-REX DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LOOK UP "WRONG" ON WIKIPEDIA THERE IS AN IMAGE OF YOU
Devil: OR RATHER THERE WILL BE
Devil: FOR I MUST WARN YOU I REQUIRE ONLY APPROXIMATELY TWO MINUTES TO MAKE THIS DREAM A REALITY