T-Rex: If you are on a page with six different flashing "download now!" buttons, I'm way good at knowing which one is the link to the actual file you want!
T-Rex: Ladies.

Narrator: USEFUL SKILLS FOR THE NEW YEAR

Narrator: GOOD AT CAPTCHAS
T-Rex: Do you ever wonder if computers are the ones training us to do their reading for them, for when the robot revolution comes? Like, perhaps the Earth will be coated with a haze that distorts letters in weird and bendy ways and they'll need us to read their refueling instructions?
Dromiceiomimus: Oh, constantly

Narrator: DOESN'T FORGET TO CHARGE PERSONAL ELECTRONICS
Utahraptor: Be still my beating heart!
T-Rex: So sexy!

Narrator: NOT READING THE COMMENTS
T-Rex: Turns out all you need is a desire NOT to interact with homophobic, racist strangers!
T-Rex and Utahraptor: WHO KNEW

Narrator: WRITING BACK TO ALL EMAILS WITH JUST "haha cool" REGARDLESS OF SENDER OR MESSAGE CONTENT
T-Rex: I don't get that many emails anymore!
Off panel: Nice!
T-Rex: Yes, truly, this IS what freedom tastes like