T-Rex: Will they or won't they? This is a question asked in many love stories. People get really invested in whether they will or won't. (HAVE SEX, THAT IS.)
T-Rex: (OMG.)
T-Rex: So here's the answer, babies: sometimes they will, sometimes they won't. Don't worry: most of the time they will though. We live in a world where most art is commercial and people boinking after a long period of not boinking but really wanting to boink is GREAT for business. Peeps wanna see peeps boink!
T-Rex: ESPECIALLY if those peeps have shared long and smouldering "hey whoah guess what I think I wanna boink you" glances in the past!
Utahraptor: Oh man I love those glances! Those glances are so great!
T-Rex: I know, right?
T-Rex: They're in my top five glances, after the smouldering "hey whoah guess what I think I wanna slide any leftover food on my plate across the table to you" glance, and the smouldering "hey whoah guess what I think I wanna waive the maximum age restriction on this bouncy castle for you" gaze.
T-Rex: Once I got the smouldering "hey whoah guess what I think I wanna invite you up to my cabin where no foolin' my dad says we can ride actual dogsleds" glance, but turns out it was meant for the lady standing behind me.
T-Rex: Man! I was SO SAD for SO LONG!
