Devil: GREETINGS T-REX I HAVE THE FOLLOWING QUERY FOR YOU
Devil: WHICH IS THE BEST ENTERPRISE
T-Rex: Oh my gosh all my life I have been training for this question!
T-Rex: *ahem*
T-Rex: It all depends on what you mean by "best"!
T-Rex: Obviously the original Matt Jeffries Constitution-class starship is the most iconic, and the template from which all of Starfleet follows. And if we're talking firepower, then sure we can point to the Enterprise E, but the ship's overly-busy externals almost wholly lack the grace and art-deco stylings of its predecessor, the Galaxy-class Enterprise D.
T-Rex: But for my money, the best Enterprise is the NCC-1701-C! Ask me why, Utahraptor.
Utahraptor: Why?!
T-Rex: I'm glad you asked!! It's like a clunky version of the perfect Enterprise D that would follow: imperfect, oddly proportioned, and just so - loveable? Like, instead of curved nacelle pylons, it's got awkward right angles. It's Teen Enterprise.
Utahraptor: Ah. Okay.
Devil: I MEANT WHICH IS THE BEST ENTERPRISE AS IN A THING THAT IS UNDERTAKEN SUCH AS FOR EXAMPLE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR ENGAGING IN TABLETOP GAMING
T-Rex: Oh. Um, tabletop?
Devil: HAH HAH HAH
Devil: NICE
