Narrator: CASE FILE #4523 UPDATE FROSTY THE SNOW MAN
T-Rex: Thank you all for coming: I remind you this meeting is classified. Until yesterday, we believed "Frosty" was hiding somewhere in the north. We were wrong.

T-Rex: "Frosty" (Case #4523!) has BECOME the north.

T-Rex: All contiguous polar ground snow now either is a part of "Frosty"'s body or falls under his control: the distinction is no longer relevant. The presence of Agent 95 on the Barneo ice floe appears to have awakened the creature, as snow is extracting itself from the permafrost and collecting near the North Pole. We believe we're witnessing the creation of a new, colossal, Snow Man.
Dromiceiomimus: This is the true cause of the seismic events reported in the media.

Utahraptor: Conventional weapons have had no effect: the snow melts, freezes, and begins to collect itself again.
T-Rex: Indeed!

Utahraptor: Our last hope is a reindeer whose red nasal radiation destroys water molecules and whose linguistic aptitudes mean he can be convinced to work for us. "Rudolph" has been released from lead-lined containment and is flying towards the pole now.
T-Rex: By the time he arrives we estimate "Frosty" will be visible from space.

T-Rex: Agents: we're sending a single vegetarian prey animal against three continents' worth of angry snow. And if he fails, the "thumpety thump thump" of "Frosty"'s arrival may be the last thing any of us hear.
T-Rex: Your final letters to your families have been readied for transmission. Dismissed!