T-Rex: Oh frigs and dangs, I want a thing and someone else has that thing and they're willing to engage in trade but we need to agree on the terms! THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR....
T-Rex: NEGOTIATION MAN!!
T-Rex: He's a rhetorical device though, so he can't make it / exist at all, BUT, I can lay down some sweet negotiation tips for YOU, Dromiceiomimus.
Dromiceiomimus: But I thought you were the one who wanted to negoti-
T-Rex: When buying, always open with a lowball offer! That way, they have to negotiate up. Nobody likes to negotiate so, THIS way, they have to do the sucky job.
Utahraptor: Okay, so what if they come back with "too low, you suck!"?
T-Rex: Flip the table! FLIP THE TABLE!!
T-Rex: That's how negotiators know you're serious. After you flip it, say "Okay, you wanna try that sentence again? Maybe try harder this time?"
Utahraptor: What if we're standing?
T-Rex: Offer them a seat at a table, sit down at the table with them, then FLIP THAT FRIGGING TABLE.
Narrator: LATER:
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Off panel: My table! She is so flipped!!
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!!
T-Rex: I
T-Rex: LOVE
T-Rex: NEGOTIATING
