Dating profile: My self-summary
Dating profile: Okay so I made a profile before but nobody dated me??? It's weird I think there might be a bug on the website.

Dating profile: What I'm doing with my life
Dating profile: Hah hah hah NEXT

Dating profile: First thing people usually notice about me
Dating profile: is how I hacked the website to put pictures of me and my friends in the background! Here is what's happening at Dating Site Headquarters right now: OH NO T-REX IS AN ULTRA HACKER !!! BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT IN HACKING INTO THE KERNEL HE ALSO HACKED INTO... MY HEART <3 <3 <3
Dating profile: I didn't type that! The words just appeared! So you need to move fast to date me now I think!!

Dating profile: The six things I could never live without
Dating profile: ...is a sentence fragment; I found another bug

Dating profile: On a typical Friday night I am
Dating profile: hey utahraptor what do you do on a typical friday night? i need it to be awesome/sexy!!!!!
Dating profile: helloooo
Dating profile: utahraptor UTAH UTAH utahRAP .... tor
Dating profile: whoa wrong window! Okay how do you delete

Dating profile: You should message me if
Dating profile: What what what?? There's a checkbox for if you're looking for casual sex!! Oh man! Should I check it? Message me if you think I should check it!!
Dating profile: What if I checked it??
Dating profile: I wonder if it's ever been used

November 18th, 2011: When I was down in NY signing books I saw that my new mugs came in! I don't want to "say things I can't take back" you but this may well be the last coffee mug you'll ever need:

It is a great mug to casually sip on while making significant eye contant.

One year ago today: this comic started life as one where t-rex was excited that he could change his name to "david lorean" because then he would be "d. lorean" like the car from back to the future. i guess... i guess i rewrote it pretty hard

– Ryan