T-Rex: Oh crap oh crap oh crap! Does anyone have any advice on how to fix it if a zeppelin becomes free from its mooring and blasts into the sky?
T-Rex: Like, right now??

T-Rex: Like, let's all pretend I accidentally unmoored a zeppelin and don't want to get in trouble?

T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! There's not still laws for zeppelins on the books, right? Because nobody uses them anymore and that means you can't get in trouble, right??
Dromiceiomimus: Well, laws often stay on the books long after they're useful, and zeppelins are still being used today, as you discovered.
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus!!
T-Rex: ALLEGEDLY DISCOVERED

Utahraptor: Where'd you ever find an unattended zeppelin?
T-Rex: It doesn't matter now!

T-Rex: ANYONE who comes across a fully inflated airship, UNATTENDED, would be forgiven for boarding it and putting on the captain's hat and then pressing all the buttons. It's only fair.
Utahraptor: And abandoning ship when it takes off?
T-Rex: APPARENTLY, when one's startled, one can sometimes fall out of zeppelins??

T-Rex: All I know is there's a zeppelin owner out there somewhere who's SUPER CHEEZED at me. And she'll probably want to revenge herself on me, zeppelin style!
T-Rex: Hah!
T-Rex: Looks like THIS timeline's turning out okay after all!!

October 27th, 2011: Hold up hold up HOLD UP are these what I think they are?

YES.

One year ago today: proportions of coloured males is stable in the long term, but fluctuates quite a bit in the short term, as the different tribes adopt different strategies. SO AWESOME, you guys.

– Ryan