Narrator: COMPRESSED ORIGIN STORY COMICS
Narrator: Today's origin story:
Narrator: GREEN LANTERN
T-Rex: "Green Lantern"?!
T-Rex: I'll be honest, I haven't read any Green Lantern comics. He's got that power ring right? And he can make giant green fists with it?
T-Rex: And robot suits?
T-Rex: Can he make robot suits sometimes?
T-Rex: Anyway, um - one day Green Lantern found a power ring!
Utahraptor: It doesn't work on yellow, right?
T-Rex: Yeah! Yeah, that's right! It doesn't work on yellow.
Utahraptor: That's pretty weak.
T-Rex: No argument here.
Narrator: COMPRESSED ORIGIN STORY COMICS Today's origin story: GREEN LANTERN
T-Rex: One day Green Lantern found a power ring and used it to fight crime that wasn't yellow!
