T-Rex: Gentlemen and gentlewomen, thank you for joining me today. As I said in my letter that drew you here, I have an exciting proposition to put to each of you: I propose we undertake a voyage!
T-Rex: I propose we undertake a voyage to no lesser target than the south pole!!
Dromiceiomimus: Are you serious, T-Rex? Because I'd love to go, but it's super expensive: cruises cost like 10 thousand dollars, plus there's the effects tourism can have on a place, distorting local culture and in some cases the original beauty that first drew people ther-
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus!
T-Rex: There'll be PENGUINS
Utahraptor: If you really want to go, maybe you'd like to know the history of the place first?
T-Rex: Please!
Narrator: OKAY, THIS IS ME NARRATING NOW, T-REX. I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THE STORY OF CAPTAIN ROBERT SCOTT. YOU'LL BE SCOTT.
T-Rex: I'm an ambitious military officer, but it's hard to get noticed for a promotion!
Utahraptor: Why not captain a trip to the Antarctic?
T-Rex: Dang, I should TOTES do that!
Narrator: REMEMBER: YOU'RE IN VICTORIAN TIMES.
T-Rex: Forsooth, I verily doth wantus that!!
Narrator: HISTORY FOR YOU IS A BIG PARTY WHERE EVERYONE JUST HANGS OUT TOGETHER, ISN'T IT?
T-Rex: F-
T-Rex: Forsooth
