God: T-REX WHICH ARE BETTER DOGS OR CATS
T-Rex: I guess PERSONALLY, I prefer dogs. So, hey! I don't mean to be rude, but as God, um -
T-Rex: Don't you have anything better to do?
God: OH HEY T-REX I HAD A BUSY WEEK A WHILE BACK IN WHICH I CREATED WHAT WAS IT AGAIN OH YEAH
God: THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
God: MAYBE YOU MISSED IT
T-Rex: That was like a 7.17 hundred billion weeks ago!
God: AH SO JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME GOD IS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY
T-Rex: Well! What HAVE you done for me lately?
Utahraptor: I gave you some eggs and you said you'd make me muffins!
T-Rex: No, I was asking God -
Utahraptor: Then you baked the muffins, and then, you ate all the muffins.
T-Rex: Okay, but th-
Utahraptor: Then you sent me an email that said only "i dont feel so good DUDE!!! X-D"
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 I have no memory of this, but I DO only break out the "X-D" emoticons in the course of a sincere apology
T-Rex: Alright!
T-Rex: Your story checks out!
