T-Rex: Last night I dreamt I was preparing to buy a boat, and by "preparing to" I mean "stressing about the confusing but necessary paperwork in order to".
T-Rex: Major snorefest!
T-Rex: And I am not one to say "major snorefest" lightly, Dromiceiomimus!
Dromiceiomimus: It's one of the reasons we're friends!
T-Rex: Exactly! But it helped me realize: even when I'm dreaming of interesting things like zombies OR sexin', it's still kinda disappointing.
Utahraptor: Man, what's wrong with zombies and sexin'?
T-Rex: Folks have already imagined those things!!
T-Rex: I want to dream about things I CAN'T otherwise experience: new colours and impossible shapes and sounds my ears could never process! In dreams my brain is decoupled from my limited senses; why doesn't it get ON this?
Utahraptor: Sounds like you should be taking this up with your brain, not with me!
T-Rex: FINE
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Hey brain, this is me, the conscious part!
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Listen
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 I would like more dreams in UHF please
