T-Rex: People say to me, "T-Rex, what do you want for Christmas?" This year I have the perfect gift idea!
T-Rex: Peace on Earth!
T-Rex: I'm serious! People SAY this a lot, but they're always adding a "oh hey if that doesn't work out remote controlled cars are just as awesome", which, WHILE TRUE, also supplies an out! By only asking for peace, I'm forcing my entire network of friends to try to get it for me! It turns negative consumerism into Positive World Change, PLUS, if anyone pulls it off I get to raise my hand in the new utopia and say "Awesome! This was my idea."
Utahraptor: So you want world peace with none of the work and all of the credit!
T-Rex: Yes please!
T-Rex: Utahraptor, it's CHRISTMAS. If you told me what you wanted I would get it for you, no questions asked! And I'm telling you I want world peace.
Utahraptor: So listen, I might just get you a towel.
T-Rex: Peace please!!
Off panel: T-Rex, it's December 18th! Even if I knew how, that's not much time to convince the entire planet to hug.
T-Rex: Utahraptor
T-Rex: It's CHRISTMAS
