T-Rex: "We Need Leaders Who Actually Understand Technology." Ahem. Amelia and Antonio Tony stood in the bedroom. They were going to have sex! This is how things looked like they were going to me, the omniscient third-person narrator: sexy times ahoy.

T-Rex: 'We need leaders who actually understand technology,' muttered Amelia!

T-Rex: Antonio Tony nodded curtly, taking off his pants. It was so obvious. Amelia locked eyes with Antonio, paused, and took off her shirt. Antonio smiled appreciatively. 'There are so many bad laws passed through a misunderstanding of how computers actually work,' he thought. Amelia's breasts were pretty great. Antonio was hot too but THIS omniscient third-person narrator is into the ladies.

Utahraptor: Writing more erotica, I see!
T-Rex: This one's new! It's POLITICALLY CHARGED.

T-Rex: "Soon Antonio and Amelia had sex and it was great. They decided they had a pretty good time. Suddenly, you find yourself agreeing... We Need Leaders Who Actually Understand Technology!"
Utahraptor: It's written in the second person?
T-Rex: In parts. Isn't it great?

T-Rex: The book's slogan is, "Think Like Me, While You're Imagining Sex."